noahhawk:

moreboringthanwheelofmonotony:

sydthelemur:

Everytime a Tumblr user says, “I can’t,” we should give them a juice box.

#so i was watching foster’s and bloo kept saying i can’t and falling everywhere #then they gave him a juice box and he calmed down #bloo is tumblr users who have too many feels #tumblr 

Guys, I think we found our mascot.

my mind says homework

but my heart says internet

(Source: obeyrach)

grimelords:

everyone knows that falling asleep in the back seat as a kid and having your parents carry you inside is the coolest thing, but what many people don’t know is that cops have the same obligation if you fall asleep in their patrol car. exercise your rights, get a goodnight kiss from a cop.