Everytime a Tumblr user says, “I can’t,” we should give them a juice box.
Guys, I think we found our mascot.
my mind says homework
but my heart says internet
everyone knows that falling asleep in the back seat as a kid and having your parents carry you inside is the coolest thing, but what many people don’t know is that cops have the same obligation if you fall asleep in their patrol car. exercise your rights, get a goodnight kiss from a cop.